What? Every chicken coop doesn't have hanging plants and a rooster bell hanging thingee?
Miss Penny's headshot. See where she had a hole in her brain? Well, she doesn't any more.
Henry giving me "that look" because my knee, which he had just been pecking at, tastes nothing at all like grapes. DAMMIT!
The saddest chicken in three counties. Miss Daffodil is still hiding from Sam. This breaks my heart. But I am not going to try and disturb her. Poor little Daffodil.
The man she's hiding from.
And last but certainly not least, Miss Red's contribution to our diet in the last four days:
I'm thinking of asking her to do a little tutorial on egg-laying for the rest of the hens. Obviously, she's the only one with any gumption, any natural egg-laying abilities, any damn chicken sense at all.
I love my chickens.
Well, if every chicken coop doesn't have hanging plants and a rooster bell hanging thingee, they should.
ReplyDeletebrock brock brooooooooock!
ReplyDeletebrock!
If I were a chicken, I think I would let him do me. He is one handsome creature!
ReplyDeleteMiss Red's just advanced for her age. They'll all be laying eggs soon enough!
ReplyDeletePick one (pick a rooster), tell it (in front of the others) that if no eggs--no nothin'. Then come back the next day, and eat it. right there. they'll start laying.
ReplyDeleteThat man is one fine-looking specimen of chicken manliness. WOWSA. Personally, I'd interfere with nature and help her ass stay away from him. Chicken rape is distasteful.
ReplyDeleteSteph- That's all I'm saying.
ReplyDeleteMs. Fleur- And brock, brock, brock to you, too, dear neighbor!
Kori- You've obviously never seen chickens have sex. It looks vicious. But he is handsome, ain't he?
DTG- Yes. She's precocious. And precious.
Magnum- Stay away from my roosters.
Ms. Bastard- As far as I can tell, chicken sex IS chicken rape.
That was funny, Ms. Moon.
ReplyDeleteMEN ARE GROSS!
What dark eggs! We buy chicken eggs off a farm in my part of the world. She sometimes throws duck eggs in too, same price. It was weird the first time I opened one of those. They don't crack easily like chicken eggs.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up with these damn chickens, I swear you do.
ReplyDeleteMs. Bastard- You said it. Not me.
ReplyDeleteMarsha- They are blue-green-gray. And beautiful.
Ms. Windy- If you had chickens, you would be as big a fool for them as I am for mine. I know it.
i'd be ascared of that rooster, too...
ReplyDeleteI like him. I do. I think he may have swagger style. And just look how he's got that poor girl out on a ledge!
ReplyDeleteJust who rings that bell? You or the chickens?
Adrienne- I'm not scared of him but if I was Daffodil, I would be.
ReplyDeleteMs. Trouble- I'm thinking about teaching them to jump and ring it. What do you think?
Poor Miss Daffodil... I can hear her crying all the way up here.
ReplyDeleteMichelle- I know. She's breaking my heart. I have her some cantaloupe today, up on her tin perch.
ReplyDeleteYes. That would be a neat trick. Stick some grapes on it.
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